Welcome to the Swampwater Hysterical Society

Home of the Swampwater Harbor Interstate Transfer Railroad

David D. Allen, President, Oberfueher, and friend of the working girl

Welcome to the Swampwater

Welcome

WELCOME FRIENDS, SEMI-FRIENDS, WOMEN, SEMI-LOVELY WOMEN, AND OTHER MISGUIDED ACQUAINTANCES. WE WELCOME YOU TO BRING YOUR WIFE AND/OR GIRLFRIEND TO ANY OF OUR MEETINGS.

THE FOLLOWING PAGES ARE THE "DARK WEB" OF MODEL RAILROADING. OUR ORIGINAL BUSINESS HAS DECLINED DUE TO THE GREED OF THE MODEL RAILROAD PRESS. WE USED TO EARN OUR WAY ON THEIR PAGES WITH NEWS RELEASES. NOW THE PIGS OF PUBLISHING DEMAND AN ADVERTISING CONTRACT BEFORE THEY WILL RUN A NEW PRODUCT NEWS RELEASE.

ANNOUNCING OUR NEW RAILROAD

Click on the big "Cactus" to see the railroad pages

The logo of one of our predecessor railroads

Private Member Directory - DIRECTORY button - members only service.

NEW: We are offering training to fill a certain vacuum that sucks. The "TRAINING" button will take to our catalog of courses. More will be added as we receive suggestions.

The "OPERATIONS" button will take you to our operations and movie page. The "PHOTOS" button will take you to photos of our physical plant.

The "LAYOUT DESIGN" will help you review your qualifications to design a layout for a group of no-talent idividuals.

At 85 I still work 80 hours a week at something in retirement. I'm allowed to have some fun. I hope you have as much fun as I do when you reach my age. I realize I have now reached the same age as old people. As they say:"It's not over "til the fat lady sings"......... so that's what that damned noise is. 8-)

Click on the "JOBS" button to see our "openings". All positions are honorary and don't pay squat. If you are elected to a position, you will receive a free swampwater email address and the password for our member directory. Even if you don't like us, the cartoons that we email are fun.